The Gravity Bong :: The Gravity Bong

The Gravity reverberateI was introduced to the gravity bong by a friend. He told me the profuse nameas described to him was the "Afghanistan Gravity Bong". We were sitting virtuallyone night and decided to try one out.While I could go into detail concerning the mechanics of the bongsoperation, I dont think that is really necessary. The apprehension it is called a"gravity bong" and not roundthing else is this is what someone called it, that ishow they described it to their friends, and instantly it is an accepted term for thefollowing setup. I have observed some people on the net arguing about gravityvs. force vs. whatever. If you have comments like this as a result of thisdescription, I worry you to alt.engineering.geeks. The type of argument I haveobserved would have been halted a long time ago by declaring a "TECH while OUT" at our school. Take a hit man. I step better now having said all that,so... on with the important stuff... gravitational att raction BONG OPERATIONSTEP 1Place the bottomless store into a water source such as a pail of water,sink, bathtub, larger bottle, fishtank (just kidding), etc...When the bottlerests on the bottom, the mouth piece should be preceding(prenominal) the water level enough togrip the bottle. Im not sure if tippy or cold water is best, or even if it makesmuch end seeing as the smoke is not bubbled through it.STEP 2Pack the axial rotation and place it on the mouth of the bottle.STEP 3SLOWLY draw the bottle out of the water, while lighting the bowl. Theherbaceous plantaceous plant should really burn and the smoke will look intimidating. Stop when a)theherb is all ash (preferable), or b)when the bottom of the bottle is still anindium or so below the water level in the bucket. pose preparing yourself for ahuge hit.STEP 4CAREFULLY remove the bowl without letting the bottle move downward (up alittle is o.k., alone dont lwt the bottom come out of the water), exhale deeply,and place your mo uth everyplace the opening. Inhale quickly and completely, allowingyour head to move downward. Try not to make happy any bong water as this kind ofsucks (although its like erudition to swim, its bound to happen a little).STEP 5Dont cough and assist on tightPACKEDBOWL >> $$I I I/I BOTTLE >> / BOTTLE>> / / / / / WATER WATER __________________/ __________________/ bucket BUCKETStep 1 Step 2/ = BOWL% $$ = HERBigniter __ *% ** = LIGHTER FLAME